A man walks into a police station in tears and goes to the sergeant at the desk.
Husband: “My wife is missing. Yesterday she went to rescue people from the flood and has not come home!”
Sergeant: “What is her height?”
Husband: “My God, I’m not sure. Just over five feet tall. “
Sergeant: “Weight? “
Husband: “I don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.”
Sergeant: “Eyes color? “
Husband: “Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.”
Sergeant: “Hair color? “
Husband: “Changes several times a year. Maybe dark brown now?”
Sergeant: “What was she wearing?”
Husband: “Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don’t know exactly.”
Sergeant: “What kind of car did she go in?”
Husband: “She went in my Jeep.”
Sergeant: “What kind of Jeep was it?”
Husband: (sobbing) It’s a 2010 Rubicon with Sprintex Supercharger with Intercooler, DiabloSport T-1000 Trinity Programmer, Teraflex Falcon 3.3 Shocks, 1350 RE Reel Drive Shafts, method 105 Bead Locks, Toyo 37” x 13.5” Tires, Custom Olympic Off-Road Front Bumper, Olympic Off-Road Smuggler Rear Bumper, Seward 12” LED Lightbar, 50” LED Switch Pod with Boost Gage, Rigid LED Lights, 15# Power Tank, Rock Hard Cage, Rock Hard Under Armor, Poison Spyder Sliders, and Crush Fenders …
(At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full meltdown)
The sergeant, touched, hands him a tissue: “There, buddy. We’ll find your Jeep.”