A man gets pulled over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car, the man immediately asks, “Officer, can I step out of the car?” The cop nods and allows him to do so.
Once outside, the officer asks, “Alright, care to explain why you were speeding?”
The man sighs deeply and points at the car. “See the woman sitting in the passenger seat? That’s my wife. And the woman in the backseat? That’s my mother-in-law. She’s been living with us for the past three months.”
The officer raises an eyebrow, intrigued, as the man continues. “This morning, my wife and my mother-in-law got into a huge fight. My mother-in-law declared she was done with us and insisted I take her back to her own house. Now I’m just trying to get her there as fast as possible before they make up, because if they do, she’ll want to come back home with us!”
The officer takes a moment to process the situation, then chuckles and says, “Get back in your car. I’m giving you a police escort with lights and sirens to make sure she gets home safely!”