One day, two hunters were coming out of the woods after a morning hunt when they saw a game warden coming right at them.
One of the hunters takes off running as the game warden is in hot pursuit.
The game warden chases him over a ridge, up a hollow and into a cornfield and finally catches up to him.
The hunter calmly stops, opens his wallet and proceeds to hand the game warden his hunting license.
The confused game warden suspiciously asks, “if you have your hunting license, why did you take off running.”
The sly old hunter quickly replies, “I have mine, but my buddy doesn’t have his.”