A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage.
A friend of the couple asked, “How is it that even possible?”
The husband replied, “Well , we went to a Ranch for our honeymoon.
While horseback riding, my wife’s horse jumped up and my wife fell off.
She got up and patted the horse and said, “This is your first time.”
After a while it happened again and she said, “This is your second time.”
And when it happened a third time, she pulled out a gun and shot the horse.
I shouted, “Are you crazy? You killed a horse!”
She gave me a look and said, “This is your first time.”