One afternoon, a guy pokes his head into a crowded barbershop and says, “Hey man, how long’s the wait for a haircut?”
The barber glances around at the full chairs and replies, “Hmm… probably about two hours.”
The guy nods, says “Thanks,” and walks right out.
A few days later, same guy shows up again. “Hey buddy, how long before I can get a haircut?”
The barber checks the room. “About two hours again.” The guy smiles, says “Alright,” and disappears—again.
A week goes by, and the barber sees that same guy peek in once more. “How long before I can get a haircut?” he asks.
The barber chuckles. “Looks like about an hour and a half today.” The guy nods, thanks him, and—yep—walks right out again.
Now the barber’s scratching his head. “What’s this guy’s deal?” he mutters. Then he turns to his buddy Joey, who’s waiting for his turn. “Tell you what,” the barber says, “I’ll give you a free haircut if you follow that guy and find out where he goes.” Joey grins. “Deal.”
Half an hour later, Joey bursts back through the door, out of breath, laughing so hard he can barely stand.
The barber rushes over. “What’s so funny? Where’d he go?”
Through tears, Joey gasps, “TO YOUR HOUSE!”