Middle Age Top 10:
- “Wait… what did I come in here for?”
- “I could’ve SWORN that was my password!”
- “Sorry, I forgot what I was going to say.”
- “Why is the print on these instructions so tiny?”
- “Who cares if it looks good as long as I’m comfortable.”
- “Has anyone seen my phone?”
- “Stupid scale … that cannot be right!”
- “Huh, I wonder how I got this bruise …”
- “Shoot, did I already take my vitamin?”
- “Who in the world is calling me at 9:30pm?”