A boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers, “Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-café. We sneaked into a secluded room and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered neither one of us used a firewall, and since it was to late to hit the delete button.
Nine months later a little “Pop-up” appeared that said: “You got male!”