A housewife approached her husband with an issue with the pantry door; “Hey babe, can you check the door , it keeps getting stuck.
He replies, “I’m not a carpenter.”
The next day , she lets him know about the tap , “Darling before you go can you check the kitchen tap , it keeps leaking. He replies, “ I’m not a plumber .”
She then asks about the issue with her car, “Can you at least check my car then?
The light keeps coming up , The oil may need a change.” “I’m not a mechanic!”
He returns home from work and he asks her how her day was, she said it was great . “The neighbor came by. He fixed everything up so you won’t have to.”
“Oh really? Did he charge anything?”
“No, but he gave me two options. Either I sleep with him or bake him a cake.”
He replies, “Haha, so what cake did you bake him?”
The wife laughs, “I’m not a baker!”