He was looking for a parking space
He sees a spot near the front of the store, but another car is waiting to pull into it. The young teen decides he will pull into it first since he has a fast car.
As he is about to get out of the car, the old lady in the other car gets out and says “Hey, I was parking in that spot, why did you pull in to it?”
The young teen responds “That’s what happens when you are young and fast!”
So the old lady got back into her car and rammed the back of the teen’s Porsche with his car totaling the Porsche.
The young teen exclaims “What the hell did you do that for?”
The old lady responded “That’s what happens when you are old and rich!”