A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine.
Suddenly, she burst out laughing.
“Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for Cowboy’s season tickets.”
“Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.
Teasing him, she said, “Would you swap me for season tickets too?”
“Absolutely not,” he said quietly.
“How sweet,” Sarah said. “Now tell me why not.”
“The season is almost over.”