A policeman noticed him and asked him why he was crying.
He said: “I have a 25 year old wife at home. She rubs my back every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.”
The police man asked in confusion: “Well, then why are you crying?”
He said: “She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies, cleans the house and then watches sports on TV with me for the rest of the afternoon.”
“Well, why are you crying?” The policeman asked again.
He said, “At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we relax more and enjoy ourselves.”
The policeman looks at the old man and says, “You shouldn’t be crying!
You should be the happiest man in the world!”
So the old man says, “I know!
I’m crying because I don’t remember where I live!”