Two men are sitting down while waiting for a bus and are engaged in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting at the other end of the bench ignores them at first. But they got her attention when she hears one of them say the following:
“Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den, two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.”
The lady can’t take this anymore.
“You foul-mouthed sex-obsessed pig”, she reported indignantly, “In this country, we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!”
“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man, “Who talkin’ abouta sex?”
I’m justa tellin my frienda how to spell “Mississippi.”