On the first day of school, a 5th grade teacher tells her students that she is a Dallas Cowboys fan.
She asks her students to stand up if they are a Cowboys fan, too.
Everyone stood except for one girl.
The girl said, “I’m an Eagles fan”.
The teacher asked why she was an Eagles fan.
Lily responded by saying “My Mom and Dad are Eagles fans”.
Well said the Teacher, “What if your Mom and Dad were idiots, then what would you be?”
Lilly smiled and said, “Then, I’d be a Cowboys fan.”