I had a blind date last night but before it, I am worried what to do if she is really unattractive.
My friend Andy, told me now to worry as there is an app for just that situation.
It’s called, “Mom Are You OK” and it schedules your phone to ring just after you meet your date.
If you like her, just ignore your phone. If you want to cut short the date, you answer with, “Mom? What’s the matter? Are you okay?
It works every time, no worries.
So anyway, I knocked on this girl’s door and it turns out I needn’t have been worried.
She was absolutely gorgeous and stunning!
But just when I was about to speak to her, her phone rang.
She answered it and said, “Mom? What’s the matter? Are you okay?”