Captain, There's a Blonde Haired Problem in 1st-Class!
A beautiful young model boarded a plane to California with a ticket for the economy section. She looked at the seats in economy, and then looked into the forward cabin at the luxurious first-class seats. Seeing that the first-class seats appeared to be much larger and more comfortable, she moved forward to the last empty seat in first-class. The flight attendant checked her ticket and told the woman that her seat was in economy.
Again, the blonde replied: “I’m a famous model. I’m going to Hollywood. I’m sitting here all the way to California.”
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde woman sitting in first class, that belongs in economy and won’t move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Hollywood and I’m staying right here.”
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won’t listen to reason.
The pilot says, “you say she is a blonde? I’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.”
The captain goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, “oh, I’m sorry.” and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
“I told her, ‘first class isn’t going to California.”