Teacher knows her student cheated on his test, but how she proves it is funny.
In class one day, Mrs. Thompson pulled Jimmy over to her desk after a test, and said, “Jimmy, I have a feeling you have been cheating on your tests.”
Jimmy was astounded and asked Mrs. Thompson to prove it.
“Well,” said Mrs. Thompson, “I was looking over your test and the question was, “Who was our first president?” and the little girl that sits next to you, Penny, wrote “George Washington,” and so did you.’
“So everyone knows that he was the first president.”
“Now, just wait a minute,” said Mrs. Thompson. “The next question was, “Who freed the slaves?”
Penny put “Abraham Lincoln” and so did you.”
“Well, I read the history book last night and I remembered that,” said Jimmy.
“Wait, wait,” said Mrs. Thompson. “The next question was, “Who was the president during the Louisiana Purchase?”
Penny wrote “I don’t know, “ and you wrote, “Me neither.”