Jake and Tim entered a chocolate store.
As they were busy looking around, Tim stole 3 chocolate bars.
As they left the store, Tim said to Jake, “Man! I’m the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me.
You can’t beat that.”
Jake replied, “Okay, you wanna see something better?
Let’s go back to the store and I’ll show you real stealing.”
So they both went up to the counter and Jake said to the shop clerk, “Hey, would you like to see some magic?”
The shop clerk replied, “Yes!”
Jake said, “Give me one chocolate bar.”
The shop clerk gave him one, and he ate it…
He asked for the second, and he ate that one as well.
He asked for the third and finished that one too.
The shop clerk asked, “Okay, what are you trying to pull here?
Where’s the magic?”
Jake replied, “Check in my friend’s pocket. You’ll find all three bars there.”