“Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent out my room, throw all my clothes out the window.
Pawn my TV, stereo, Iphone, Ipad, and my laptop, my daughter exclaimed as she entered the living room.
Please take my entire jewelry collection to the Salvation Army.
After that, you can sell my new car, keep my front door key, and kick me out of the house.
Then disown me and never talk to me again.
And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.”
She didn’t quite say it like that, though.
She actually said, “Dad, this is my new boyfriend.”