Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon so get your checkbook ready.
LOL! As you know, I’ve been in Sydney, Australia. And he is in Texas.
We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and have had really long chats on WhatsApp.
He proposed to be on Skype and we have enjoyed a 2 month relationship through Tumbler.
Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes and a really big wedding.
Lots of love, Lilly.
Dad’s reply:
My dear Lilly, like “wow.” Really? Cool! Whatever…
I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, register for your stuff on Amazon, and pay for it through PayPal.
And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay.
Lots of love Dad.