So, I tried to tell my grandkids an Easter joke about eggs …
But honestly? It just wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.
Then I tried another one, “Why did the Easter egg hide?”
Because it was a little chicken!”
My kids groaned so hard, I think I lost my dad – joke – mojo.
But the real kicker?
I told them the Easter Bunny was watching every move to see if they deserved candy.
Now I’ve got two terrified kids afraid of a giant rabbit spy peeking through the windows.
One won’t go near the backyard. The other keeps looking out the windows.
Happy Easter from the world’s most chaotic holiday grandpa.