An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blond.
“I thought you would hold the car until we raised the $75,000 asking price, said the elderly man.
“Yet I just heard you just closed the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model.
“Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash, and just look at her, how could I resist?” replied the grinning salesman.
Just then the young woman approached the old folks and handed them the keys.
“There you go,” she said. I told you I could get this joker to drop the price.
“See you later, grandpa.”
Never mess with the elderly!