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This Boy decided it’s time to be married
A four year old boy talking to his dad:
Boy: Dad, I’ve decided to get married.
Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?
Boy: Yes, Grandma! She says she loves me; I love her too.
And she’s the best cook and story teller in the whole world.
Dad: That’s nice, but we have one small problem there.
Boy: What problem?
Dad: She happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother?
Boy: Why not! You married mine.
First Grade Teacher
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is that possible?
Kid: He became a father only when I was born.
(Logic. Children are quick and always speak their minds.)
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North American.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now Class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria
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Teacher: Glen, how do you spell “crocodile?”
Glenn: “K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.”
Teacher: No, that’s wrong.
Glen: Maybe, but you asked how I spell it.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on “My dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No sir, it’s the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher.