A husband and wife are lying in bed in the middle of the night.
Husband: I won’t be able to sleep afterward.
Wife: I can’t sleep without it.
Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Wife: Because I’m hot.
Husband: You always get hot at the most inconvenient times!
Wife: If you loved me, I wouldn’t have to beg.
Husband: If you loved me, you’d be more considerate.
Wife: You don’t love me anymore!
Husband: Of course I do. Let’s just forget about this for tonight.
Wife: Boo hoo! (sob-sob)
Husband: Alright, alright, I’ll do it.
Wife: What’s the matter? Do you need a flashlight?
Husband: I can’t find it.
Wife: Oh, for heaven’s sake, just feel for it!
Husband: There. Are you happy now?
Wife: Oh, yes, honey.
Husband: Is it up far enough?
Wife: That’s perfect.
Husband: Fine. Now go to sleep, and from now on, when you want the window open, do it yourself!