A guy took his girlfriend to her first American football game.
They had great seats near their team’s bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.
Dumbfounded, her date asked her, “What do you mean?”
“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, “Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!”
“I’m like, hello? It’s on 25 cents!”