A wealthy New York businessman was in his office and got a call from his lawyer one afternoon.
“Mr. Weston,” the lawyer said, “I’ve got some good news… and some bad news.”
The businessman sighed. “It’s been a rough day, Jack. Let’s start with the good news.”
The lawyer replied, “Well, I met with your wife today. She told me she invested just $5,000 in two pictures. And get this—she believes they’ll be worth between $15 and $20 million someday … and honestly, I think she might be right!”
Mr. Weston lit up. “Wow! That’s incredible! My wife is a genius! You’ve completely turned my day around. So, what’s the bad news?”
The lawyer paused for a moment, then said quietly, “Well … the pictures are of you and your secretary.”