A 5 year old girl went to visit her grandmother one day.
She played with her dolls as Grandma dusted the furniture.
At one point, she looked up and asked, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?”
Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keeps me company and makes me feel good. The comedies make me laugh. “I’m so happy with the TV as my boyfriend.”
Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was horrible.
She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated she started hitting the back of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little girl heard the doorbell, so she left the bedroom and hurried to the front door.
When she opened the door, there stood Grandma’s minister.
The minister said, “Hello young lady. Is your Grandma home?”
The little girl replied: “Yeah, she’s in the bedroom banging her boyfriend.”