A 72 year old man goes in for a physical examination. All his tests came back normal so the doctor says, “Harry, everything looks great.
How are you doing mentally and emotionally?
Are you at peace with God?
Harry replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he fixed it when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof, the light goes on. And when I’m done, poof, the light goes off.”
“Wow that is incredible,” the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Harry’s wife.
“Mrs. White,” he says, “Harry is doing fine but I had to call you because I am in awe of his relationship with God.”
“Is it true that he gets up in the middle of the night and poof the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he is done, poof, the light goes off?
“Oh good grief!” Mrs White exclaims, “He’s peeing in the fridge again!”