An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the artist, “Paint me with a “Heart of the Ocean necklace, diamond earrings, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex.”
“But you are not wearing any of those things,” replied the artist.
“I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband dies.
I’m sure he will remarry right away.”
“I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.”