I was leaving the office the other day when I found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

Listen, he said, “this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has gone for the night.

Can you make this work for me?”

“Sure,” I said.

I turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

Excellent! He said as his paper disappeared into the machine.

I just need one copy.