I told my son, “You will marry the girl I choose.”

He immediately responded, “NO!”

So, I said, “But she’s Bill Gates’ daughter.”

Without hesitation, he replied, “OK.”

Next, I called Bill Gates and proposed, “I want your daughter to marry my son.”

Bill Gates firmly said, “NO.”

Then I added, “But my son is the CEO of the World Bank.”

Bill Gates reconsidered and said, “OK.”

Finally, I called the President of the World Bank and requested, “Make my son the CEO.”

He flatly refused, “NO.”

Then I mentioned, “But he’s Bill Gates’ son-in-law.”

The President quickly changed his tune and said, “OK.”

And that, my friend, is how politics really works…