The doorbell was ringing at 2 a.m. and wakes a couple from a sound sleep.
The husband runs downstairs, throws open the door and finds a guy standing in the pouring rain.
“I need a push,” the guy says.
The husband slams the door and storms back to bed.
“Who was that?” asks the wife.
“Some guy wants a push,” he says.
“Honey, he’s in trouble. Help the man.”
Feeling bad, the husband goes downstairs, opens the front door and shouts, “Hey pal, where are you?”
He shouts back, “On the swing.”