“Just a humorous story for laughs, shared with respect for everyone.”
A biker was sitting in a bar when a woman sat down next to him and asked, “Are you a real biker?”
He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on Harleys. My mom was pregnant with me while riding on the back of my dad’s Harley.
As a little boy, I rode on the back with my dad until I finally got my own Harley. I’ve been riding ever since, so yes, I guess I’m a real biker.”
The woman said, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my entire day thinking about women. From the moment I wake up, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. Even when I eat, I think about women. It seems everything makes me think about women.”
The two sat quietly, sipping their drinks. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the biker and asked, “Are you a real biker?”
The biker replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”