When a burglar breaks into a home, they do so know that there is a possibility they’ll get caught.
In the following joke, a burglar breaks into a house and gets more than he was expecting.
In fact, there is a voice in the dark that at first makes him angry, but in the end, it makes us laugh.
A burglar broke into a home in the middle of the night.
While he is slowly moving through the empty and dark house, he hears a strange voice coming from the darkness that says: “Jesus is watching you.”
Surprised, the burglar points his flashlight toward the sound, only to discover that a parrot made the sound.
Angry, the burglar says: “So you are the little noise that almost made me poop my pants? You winged rat. I should stew you in boiling water for that!”
The parrot then says: “Saint Peter is watching you.”
Intrigued, the burglar says: “I lost my faith a long time ago.
I don’t believe what you are saying.
What is your name, little bird?”
The parrot replies: “My name is Judas.”
The burglar busts out laughing and asks: “What kind of stupid jerk would name a parrot Judas?”
The parrot promptly responds: “The same stupid jerk that named Jesus and Saint Peter, the two pit bulls behind you.”