A wife treats her hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday.
At the club, the doorman says, “Hi Jim, how are you?”
The wife asks, “How does he know you?”
Jim says, “Oh dear, I played football with him.
Inside the bartender says, “The usual, Jim?”
Jim says to his wife, “Before you say anything, he’s on the darts team.”
Next a stripper says, Hi Jim! Do you crave the Special again?”
The wife storms out dragging Jim with her and hails down a taxi …
The taxi driver says, “Hey Jimmy boy! You picked up an mean one this time.”
Jim’s funeral is on Sunday!