Little Johnny’s mother stops to watch her son read the Bible to their cat. “isn’t that sweet?” she says.

But a hour later, she hears a terrible racket. Running out the door , she finds Johnny stuffing the cat into a bucket of water.

“Johnny, what are you doing?”

“I’m baptizing Muffin,” he replies.

“But cats don’t like to be in water.”

“Well then, he shouldn’t have joined my church.”