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A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and

I’ve been teaching for around fifteen years now. I have two kids of my own, but the best birth story I’ve ever heard actually happened in my own second-grade classroom a few years ago.   I’ve always loved show-and-tell, so I

One sunny afternoon, Dolly and Ruby, two longtime friends, sat together on the front porch, sipping their coffee and chatting about their favorite topic – grandchildren. Dolly sighed, shaking her head. “You know, every year I send each of my

Anybody interested in a ride on a “helicopter flight” for 4 people? I’m still looking for 2 more people to join my wife and me. We leave early Saturday (November 30th ) morning from San Antonio Airport and will fly

A judge was interviewing an Alabama woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by,” she

Beverly is 90 years old and has been playing golf every day since she retired 25 years ago. One afternoon, she comes home looking downcast. “That’s it,” she tells her husband. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight is so poor

I went to KFC to get the kids something to eat. They wanted the kid’s meal with the leg, so I said, “Kid’s meal with a leg” and the lady says, “which side?” Me – * complete silence as I

Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies living on a farm up in the hills. One day, Pa discovered that the hole under the outhouse was full. Unsure of what to do, he went inside and told Ma about his

An elderly man owned a large farm for several years and he had a large pond on the far end of his property. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a “surrogate father” to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, “Well, I’m off now. The

A couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “seniors’ special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $2.99. “Sounds good,” the wife said, “but I don’t want the eggs.” “Then, I’ll have to charge you $3.49

Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, are reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, “My

A man stepped out to the street and flagged down a passing taxi. As he got in, the cabbie smiled and said, “Perfect timing! You’re just like Brian.” “Brian? Who’s Brian?” the passenger asked. “Brian Sullivan,” the cabbie replied. “He

The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: “The tender one.” “The amazing one.” “Lady of my dreams.” She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother. Then she called the second

I have no idea who she is, where she came from, or how she got in. I certainly did not invite her. All I know is that one day she wasn’t there, and the next day she was. She is

A woman went shopping and, at the checkout, opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote inside and, curious, asked, “Do you always carry your TV remote with you?” She replied, “Not always, but my husband refused

Two old friends, Bob and Charlie, were out enjoying a round of golf on a sunny morning. As they made their way to the next hole, Bob casually mentioned, “You know, Charlie, I’ve got an appointment with Dr. T tomorrow.

An old farmer drove to a neighbor’s farm and knocked at the door. A boy, about 14, opened the door. The farmer asked, “Is your Dad home?” The boy replied, “No sir, he isn’t; he went to town.” The farmer

A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye. It loudly announced, “$500 Porsche!” The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but he

A housewife approached her husband with an issue with the pantry door; “Hey babe, can you check the door , it keeps getting stuck.  He replies, “I’m not a carpenter.”  The next day , she lets  him know about the

The doorbell was ringing at 2 a.m. and wakes a couple from a sound sleep. The husband runs downstairs, throws open the door and finds a guy standing in the pouring rain. “I need a push,” the guy says. The

After having dug to the depth of 1000 feet last year, Scottish scientists found trace of copper wire dating back 1000 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 1000 years ago.

Teacher knows her student cheated on his test, but how she proves it is funny. In class one day, Mrs. Thompson pulled Jimmy over to her desk after a test, and said, “Jimmy, I have a feeling you have been

Fairey Tales and more cartoon humor (click more) This Boy decided it’s time to be married A four year old boy talking to his dad: Boy: Dad, I’ve decided to get married. Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in

Growing older shifts our focus from grand ambitions to the everyday joys that surround us. We begin to appreciate the beauty in routine and the comfort of familiar rituals. It’s in these small, simple moments that we find true comfort and contentment. In

Bob had heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, his grandfather and his great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they’d each walk across

A boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers, “Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chat room

Attorney: Doc, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? Witness: No Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure? Witness: No Attorney: Did you check for breathing? Witness: No Attorney: So, then it is possible that the

You know you’re middle-aged when your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.

If your man said he will fix it, he will … if he don’t I know a guy …

Therapist: Do you feel dominated by your wife? Wife: No, he doesn’t!

Once upon a time, there was a king who decided to go fishing. Before setting off, he called the royal weather forecaster and asked for the weather prediction for the next few hours. The forecaster confidently assured the king that

Grandpa to Grandson: Go hide, I see your Teacher coming and you missed school today! Grandson to Grandpa: No, you go hide, I told her you passed away!

My husband pissed me off, and that poor soul thinks he’s just gonna watch tv in peace in the living room. So, I downloaded the “Sony” remote app and I keep the tv turned off from the bedroom. He came

Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the window and tapped lightly. The passenger screamed, “Look at the

An 84-year-old man is having a drink in Johnnie’s Bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can’t take his eyes off her. After a short while,

A 5 year old girl went to visit her grandmother one day. She played with her dolls as Grandma dusted the furniture. At one point, she looked up and asked, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?” Grandma replied,

Alexa is studying you. The fact is that your Echo, Dot, or Show is always eavesdropping. Alexa keeps a record of what it hears every time an Echo speaker activates.  It’s pretty funny when Alexa randomly speaks up out of nowhere and we have to try to

One man pulls out his phone and shows the other man a photo of his girlfriend. “Isn’t she beautiful? he asks. The second man responds, “If you think she is beautiful, you should see my wife!” “Oh? Is she gorgeous

Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: Certainly not! There’s no proof of it. Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your Uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you.

I was leaving the office the other day when I found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. Listen, he said, “this is a very sensitive and important document, and my

At one point during the game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is? “Yes, coach,” replied the boy. “Do you understand that what matters is

Bob received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you are not around. In fact,

The real estate agent told us our neighbors were angels!

“Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent out my room, throw all my clothes out the window. Pawn my TV, stereo, Iphone, Ipad, and my laptop, my daughter exclaimed as she entered the living room. Please take my entire jewelry collection

It was Christmas time, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her students. The florist’s son handed her a box. “I bet I know what this is,” the teacher said. “Flowers! “That’s right,” said the boy. Next, the daughter

A politician running for office visits a small rural town and says to the mayor, “I want to help you. What are your needs?” “We have two basic needs”, the mayor replies. “First, we have a hospital but no doctor.”

Back in my day, I went to the store with a $1 and came back with two bags of chips, one carton of milk and three boxes of chocolate. Now they have cameras!

A maid demands a raise from the lady of the house. Lady: So, what did you have in mind? Maid: I would like to have a Ferrari. Lady: Why in the world would I get you a Ferrari? Maid: I

At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Anxious all night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall

A man brings his buddy home for dinner, unannounced at 7:30pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in. Wife: My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess,

A  Texas Trooper stops a Harley rider for traveling faster than the posted speed limit: He asks the old biker his name. “Fred.” He replies. “Fred what?” The Trooper asks. “Just Fred.” The old man responds. The Trooper is in

After a long while, I caught up with some old friends. We all grew up in the same neighborhood. It was fun catching up. We were reminiscing past memories when Carol (his wife) told this story. A couple years ago

Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I’ve been in Sydney, Australia. And he is in Texas. We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and have had really

Man on phone: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set

A middle-aged businessman storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I’m so mad, I can’t even see straight.” The bartender, noticing that the man is a bit the worse for wear,

Hope we made you smile. Keep scrolling, find more cartoons, funny jokes and funny stories. A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband chasing flies with a flyswatter. “What are you doing?” she asked. “Hunting flies,” he replied.

It happened at a New York Airport. Some of us handle stress better than others. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent for being smart

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, “Pa, you need to go out and fix the outhouse!” Pa replied, “There ain’t nothing wrong with it.” Ma yells back, “Yes there is, now get out there and

When I was a kid, my parents would always say, “Excuse my French” just to say a swear word. I’ll never forget my first day of school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French…

Lawyers should never ask this Georgia grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman took the stand. The prosecuting attorney approached her

A man visited his doctor, and the doctor checked him over before commenting, “It looks like you get a fair amount of exercise.” The man replied, “Oh yeah, in fact, the other day I walked 5 miles over rugged terrain

I know how he feels

Hold your wife’s hand in the mall because if you let go, she’ll start shopping. It looks romantic, but it’s actually economic.

Due to a power outage, the house was very dark so the paramedic asked Mary, a 3 year old to hold the flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. And little Connor

Two ladies on a bus were fighting bitterly over the last available seat. A passenger had already tried unsuccessfully to intervene, when the bus driver “with the wisdom of Solomon,” shouted to the ladies, “let the ugly one take the seat.” Both

I had a blind date last night but before it, I am worried what to do if she is really unattractive. My friend Andy, told me now to worry as there is an app for just that situation. It’s called, “Mom

A lady failed the written driver’s test 4 times. At the 5th attempt, she was determined to pass. But the test had the same question, “You are driving 55 mph”. On your right is a wall, on your left is

An elderly woman was walking her dog when a young man grabbed her purse and ran away. A police officer asked if she was ok and she smiled and said that it’s really no big deal because she carries her

Young couple parked in the “handicap spot” ahead of Granny. Granny got revenge. Watch this brief video. https://www.youtube.com/embed/JMojLn5HEuk Click here to return to more funny jokes and stories

A wife treats her hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday. At the club, the doorman says, “Hi Jim, how are you?” The wife asks, “How does he know you?” Jim says, “Oh dear, I played

Wife turns to husband and says, “I’ve just done a silent fart, what should I do?” Husband says, “put new batteries in your hearing aid!” After a church service on Sunday morning, my 5 year old daughter suddenly announced to

Here’s 10 short jokes Just desserts At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?” “Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling

Tell me a 3-letter-word that starts with GAS. When asked, I was stumped … for about 10 minutes. I kept asking myself the question, over and over until I figured out the answer. As soon as I figured it out,

After a meeting several days ago, Mary couldn’t find her keys. She gave herself a personal “TSA Pat Down.” The keys were not in her pockets. Suddenly she realized that she must have left them in the car. Frantically, she

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster to copulate with his chickens. The farmer puts the rooster straight in the pen so he can get down to business. The young rooster walks over to

As the crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him

One morning at a doctor’s office a patient arrives complaining of serious back pain. The doctor examines him and asks him” OK, what happened to your back?” The patient replies “You know that I work for a local night club?

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she

A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar slowly getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?” The farmer said, “Some things you just can’t explain.”

A man and his wife are at a high school reunion. The husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass. His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know

In this story, a wife is busy preparing a meal in the kitchen when her husband comes barging in, yelling commands like a maniac. It’s only later she finds out what he was really up to. A woman is cooking

A blonde girl and her redhead friend met in a bar after work for a drink. While they were sitting there chatting, the 6 o’clock television news came on and showed a story of a man who was threatening to

There is a saying that many husbands tend to live by and that is “happy wife, happy life.” Then again, there are also some husbands who like to push the limits and they often do so to their own detriment.

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found out his horse had been stolen.

Me: Hi Mom, meet my girlfriend Maria Mom: Honey, you can do better than this … Me: But I love her … Mom: I was talking to her.

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If there is one thing that isn’t funny, it’s a plane crash on a deserted island. Then again, it can be funny if it is part of the joke. Plane Crash An elderly couple is flying to Hawaii for a

Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the last hotel, he pleaded to the manager, “You’ve got to have a room somewhere, or

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family, and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman starts feeling a bit of

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he

Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day. One day Betty said, ‘Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives, and

Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. “How’d you die?” the first man asks the second. “I froze to death,” says the second. “That’s awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?” says the first.

Some people just bring negative energy into your life. These are folks you should avoid whenever possible because no matter what kind of mood you’re in, their negativity will make you feel worse. Sometimes people like this can’t help themselves.

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been terrible. Your boss

Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of her own. They like other people’s. A grandfather is a man and a grandmother is a lady! Grandparents don’t have to do anything except be there when

Well… one evening, Mary arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished figuring something’s up. It

An Alabama man named Forrest Gump, a character with fairly low intelligence, has a heart of gold and more luck than a rabbit’s foot! In this story, Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven. The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack

He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said: “How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne.” “What a coincidence,” said the farmer, who added, “It is a special day for me. I am celebrating.”

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment; Which

There were four University sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an “A” so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had

Jake and Tim entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking around, Tim stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, Tim said to Jake, “Man! I’m the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup, and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got a 20 year old bride who’s pregnant and having my child! What do

Fred came home from college in tears. “Mom, am I adopted?” “No of course not,” replied his mother. “Why would you think such a thing?” Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results. He had no match with any of

Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake,

Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven. Upon arrival, they discover the most beautiful golf course they have ever seen.  St. Peter tells them that they are all welcome to play the course, but he

She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said,

My kid: I feel like you’re always making up rules and stuff. Me: Like what? My kid: Like if I don’t clean my room … a portal will open and take me to another dimension. Me: Well that’s what happened

An older, white-haired balding man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful girl at his side. He told the jeweler he wanted a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and found

Larry’s been drinking at a bar all night. When he stands up to leave, he falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, but to no avail. Again, he falls flat on his face. He figures

Will and Sally, a young couple, got married and went happily on their honeymoon. When they got back, Sally immediately phoned her mother and her mother obviously asked, “How was the honeymoon, dearest?” “Oh, Ma,” she replied, “the honeymoon was

Why did I get divorced, you ask? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t get me a present and didn’t even wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot

A father put his three-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story, and listened to her say her prayers, which she ended by saying “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and good-by grandpa.” Father said, “Why did

For a weekend break, three old college buddies go down to Tijuana, Mexico to enjoy a reunion. Well, they hadn’t seen each other for quite a few years so the stories were long, the laughs were loud and the booze

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5am for an early

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But, officer, “the man began, “I can explain” “Just be quiet, “snapped the officer. I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail

The crash is so great, both vehicles are completely smashed, but amazingly neither driver is hurt. After getting out of their respective cars, the woman says: “But look how our cars turned out!” “And miraculously we don’t have a scratch!”

During a recent public outing, Mary slipped off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. “There’s no easy way to say this,

During my check-up I asked the Doctor, “Do you think I’ll live a long, healthy life?” She replied, “I doubt it … somehow … Mercury is in Uranus right now.” I said, “I don’t go in for any of that

My boss was honest with me today. He pulled up to work with his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied, “Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long

A Stranger walks into a Ma and Pa store and spots a sign: “Danger! Beware of the Dog.” As he enters, he sees a harmless old dog, fast asleep in the middle of the floor. “Is that the dog we’re

When a burglar breaks into a home, they do so know that there is a possibility they’ll get caught. In the following joke, a burglar breaks into a house and gets more than he was expecting. In fact, there is

A rich man threw a party at his mansion. It was of extravagant proportions. Hundreds of guests filled his enormous abode to mingle and drink with glee. During the festivities the rich man gathered everyone to the backyard. “Come! I

A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them,

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. “How are three people going to travel on

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The luxury home on the beach was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love so he asked the wife to

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. Coincidentally, while checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new bibles. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation, who would

During late spring one year, a blond was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through the water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried. After trying to make

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded up and above his head, in a booming voice, the Lord said: “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant

An old lady had a small store in her small town for years until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little store. The new supermarket put up signs advertising their prices, including one

One morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 4 – 6 inches of snow today. You must park on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow

A man’s wife refuses to let him go out with the boys. There are some people in this world that enjoy going camping and others that would rather avoid it if possible. In either case, however, it isn’t always whether

Three sons left home, went out on their own, and prospered. Many years later, getting together for Christmas, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, “I built a big house for our

A man applied for a job as a janitor at a large corporation and was invited for a job interview. The HR manager offered him the job and asked, “Can you please give me your email address so l can

My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late-model car that came crashing onto his lawn against his hedges. He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car. He said with excitement:

Jenny, the owner of a small company, just moved out of her old office into a more luxurious one. After settling in, she decides to message her friend. “Kate,” she wrote, “I finally moved out of that dingy old office

A doctor goes out and buys the fastest and flashiest car he can find, a brand new Ferrari 488, costing him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a

A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists. One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem. A 10 years old boy was standing

He walks into a “Fish Tackle & Everything Else” department store looking for a job. He sits down, greets the manager and shakes his hand. The manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The young man replies, “Yes, I

One of the difficult things we may have to go through in life is getting a divorce. People who have never been through it may consider it to be the easy way out but anyone who has gone down that

Cars kept running over a farmer’s chickens until he took matters into his own hands. It doesn’t matter who we are, we are going to have problems from time to time. This includes everyone, from the CEO of a large

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers scattered all around the front yard. The door to his wife’s car was open,

There’s a little old Christian lady that lived next door to an atheist. Every morning the lady comes out of her front door and shouts “Praise the Lord!” The atheist yells back, “There’s no God.” She does this every morning

An old man lay awkwardly sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, “Sorry sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The old man didn’t

There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick. “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise

A policeman noticed him and asked him why he was crying.   He said: “I have a 25 year old wife at home. She rubs my back every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit

Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still

A man sends a kitten sailing only to realize he just answered a prayer in the process. Although people love their pets, regardless of what type of animal it is, it just seems as if those who have cats in

Woman was before a Judge for assaulting a nurse. We all know that harming people is not okay unless you have to defend yourself or others. However, there are those occasions when, while violence is not absolutely justified, it’s perfectly

A frustrated border agent can’t figure out what this man is smuggling. Sometimes we can become so focused on one little detail that we miss the bigger picture. This can be a real issue for folks working in law enforcement,

Police are called on boy selling ‘Ice Cold Beer’ but his clever sign has them chuckling. 11-year-old Seth had neighbors calling the cops on him when they spotted his “Ice Cold Beer” sign. Really though, his idea was pretty genius.

An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blond. “I thought you would hold the car until we raised the $75,000 asking

On the day the “proxy father” was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, “Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.” Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San

He had to make one of the hardest or perhaps the easiest decisions in his life A neighbor shared this story with me. I wonder what choice you would have made. His girlfriend that gave him an ultimatum, get rid

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along his route. No problems for the first few stops, a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally

She called her car customer service saying she could drive her car during the day, and during the night, the car doesn’t move at all. The car service sent out a mechanic to inspect the car and he couldn’t find

but the Repairman Decides Not To Listen Laura’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next morning, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave a key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher,

A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a handy-woman and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the