One of the difficult things we may have to go through in life is getting a divorce.
People who have never been through it may consider it to be the easy way out but anyone who has gone down that path realizes it is anything but easy.
Although it is a serious situation that leaves us very little to smile about, it is also the subject of a hilarious joke.
The woman in this joke wants a divorce but when all is said and done, she frustrates the judge to no end.
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce.
The judge asks, “What are the grounds for your divorce?”
She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.”
“No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
“It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,” she responded.
“I mean,” he continued, “What are your relations like?”
“I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband’s parents.”
He said, “Do you have a real grudge?”
“No,” she replied, “We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.”
“Please,” he tried again, “is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
“Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets.
We don’t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes.”
“Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?”
“Yes,” she responded, “about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.”
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, “Lady, why do you want a divorce?”
“Oh, I don’t want a divorce,” she replied.
“I’ve never wanted a divorce.
My husband does.
He said he can’t communicate with me!”