After a meeting several days ago, Mary couldn’t find her keys.
She gave herself a personal “TSA Pat Down.”
The keys were not in her pockets.
Suddenly she realized that she must have left them in the car.
Frantically, she headed for the parking lot.
Her husband has scolded her many times for leaving her keys in the car’s ignition.
He’s afraid that the car could be stolen.
As she looked around the parking lot, she realized he was right.
She did not see her car in the parking lot.
She immediately called the police.
She gave them her location, confessed that she probably had left her keys in the car, and that it has been stolen.
Then she made the most difficult call of all to her husband: “I left my keys in the car and it’s been stolen.”
There was a moment of silence. She thought the call had been disconnected, but then she heard his voice. “Are you kidding me?” he barked, “I dropped you off!”
Now it was her turn to be silent. Embarrassed, she said, “Well, can you come and get me?”
He retorted, “I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn’t steal your car!”
Welcome to the golden years…