An egotistic lawyer runs a Stop sign and gets pulled over by an elderly San Antonio policeman.
The lawyer thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a Hot Shot Lawyer from Dallas and is better educated, better bred and well just BETTER than any elderly cop. He decides to prove this and have some fun at the policeman’s expense!
Elderly Cop: “License and registration, please.”
Hot Shot Lawyer: “What for?”
Elderly Cop: “You did not come to a complete stop at the stop sign.”
Hot Shot Lawyer: “I slowed down, and no one was coming.”
Elderly Cop: “You still did not come to a complete stop. License and registration, please”
Hot Shot Lawyer: “What’s the difference?!” barked the lawyer.
Elderly Cop: “The difference is, you have not come to a complete stop, that’s the law.
License and registration, please!
Hot Shot Lawyer: “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you can give me a ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.”
Elderly Cop: “Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, Sir.”
The Hot Shot Lawyer gets out of his vehicle. The San Antonio cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living daylights out of the lawyer and says, “Do you want me *to stop* or *just slow down*?“
