When Bob learned he was about to inherit a massive fortune when his sickly father eventually passes away, he figured he needed someone special to share his upcoming wealth with.
So, one evening, he dressed up in his finest, headed to a singles bar, and scanned the room like a man on a mission.
That’s when he saw her: the most stunning woman he had ever laid eyes on.
She was pure elegance. Natural beauty. Absolutely breathtaking.
Taking a deep breath, Bob walked up to her and said, “I may look like just an ordinary man … but before long my father will die, and I’ll inherit 20 million dollars.”
The woman’s eyes lit up.
She smiled sweetly, flirted a little, and by the end of the evening, she went home with him.
One week later …
She became his stepmother.
Moral of the story: There’s always someone richer.