A man brings his buddy home for dinner, unannounced at 7:30pm after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
Wife: My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done.
I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight!
Why the hell did you bring him home?
Husband: Because he’s thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo!