Middle Age Top 10

Middle Age Top 10:

1. “Wait… what did I come in here for?”
2. “I could’ve SWORN that was my password!”
3. “Sorry, I forgot what I was going to say.”
4. “Why is the print on these instructions so tiny?”
5. “Who cares if it looks good as long as I’m comfortable.”
6. “Has anyone seen my phone?”
7. “Stupid scale … that cannot be right!”
8. “Huh, I wonder how I got this bruise …”
9. “Shoot, did I already take my vitamin?”
10. “Who in the world is calling me at 9:30pm?”