A lawyer is trying to call his clients.
The phone rings and the little boy whispers, “Hello.”
Lawyer: “Is your mommy there?”
Boy: (whispers) “Yes.”
Lawyer: “Can I speak to her?”
Boy: (whispers) “She’s very busy.”
Lawyer: “Is your daddy there?”
Boy: (whispers) “Yes.”
Lawyer: “Can I speak with him?”
Boy: (whispers) “He’s busy.”
Lawyer: “Is there anyone else there?”
Boy: (whispers) “Firefighters.”
Lawyer: “Can I talk to one of them?’
Boy: (whispers) They’re busy.
Lawyer: “Is there anyone else?”
Boy: (whispers) “Police officers.”
Lawyer: “Well, can I talk to one of THEM?”
Boy: (whispers) “They’re busy.”
Lawyer: “Let me make it clear, your mom, dad, firefighters and police are all in your house and they are all busy.
What are they doing?”
Boy: (whispers) “They’re looking for me.”