I was talking to my neighbor early this morning. I noticed he was wearing sunglasses.
I asked why the sunglasses. He admitted he had a “shiner.”
I asked him what happened?
He said, “Yesterday his wife told him, she wanted to donate her clothes to starving people.”
He made the mistake of saying, “Anyone that fits in them ain’t starving.”
Now he is wearing sunglasses.
Tough neighborhood?