There’s a little old Christian lady that lived next door to an atheist.
Every morning the lady comes out of her front door and shouts “Praise the Lord!”
The atheist yells back, “There’s no God.”
She does this every morning with the same result.
As time goes on, the lady runs into financial difficulties and has trouble buying food.
She goes onto her porch and asks God for help with her groceries, then says “Praise the Lord.”
The next morning she goes out onto her porch and there’s the groceries she asked for, and of course, she shouts “Praise the Lord!”
The atheist jumps out from behind the fence and says , “Ha! I bought those groceries, there is no God.
The lady looks at him and smiles. She shouts, “Praise the Lord! Not only did you provide for me Lord, you made Satan pay for the groceries.