Bob received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you are not around.
In fact, more than you.
I do not get it at home, but that’s no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again.
Bob in complete shock, didn’t know what to do …
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A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn spell check! I meant “wi-fi”