A man visited his doctor, and the doctor checked him over before commenting, “It looks like you get a fair amount of exercise.”
The man replied, “Oh yeah, in fact, the other day I walked 5 miles over rugged terrain as I climbed over rocks and trees. I also waded along the edges of a lake, pushing my way through tall thistles, and even slid down sandy slopes while getting sand in my eyes.”
The doctor was quite impressed. “Well, you are certainly a dedicated outdoor enthusiast.”
The man replied, “Not really. I’m just a really bad golfer.”