Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies living out on a farm in the hills.
One day, Pa discovered that the hole under the outhouse was full.
Not sure what to do, he went inside and told Ma about the problem.
“Well, why don’t you ask the young’un down the road?” Ma suggested. “He’s a college gradjyate, he must know what to do.”
So, Pa drove down to the neighbor’s house and asked, “Mr. College Gradjyate, my outhouse hole’s full, and I don’t know what to do to empty it.”
The young man replied, “Get yourself two sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse. Place them under the outhouse and light them both at the same time. The first one will shoot the outhouse up in the air, and while it’s in the air, the second one will go off, spreading the mess all over your land. The outhouse will then come back down right on top of the empty hole.”
Pa thanked the young man and headed to the hardware store, where he bought two sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse. He returned home, placed the dynamite under the outhouse, and lit the fuses. Then, he ran behind a nearby tree to take cover.
Just then, Ma came running out of the house and into the outhouse. The first stick of dynamite went off, sending the outhouse flying into the air. BOOM! The second stick went off, and poop sprayed across the entire farm.
WHAM! The outhouse came crashing back down, landing squarely on the hole.
Pa runs to the outhouse calling for Ma, asking if she’s alright, she said “yeah, but I sure am glad I didn’t do that fart in the kitchen”