Email to Husband

To my darling husband,

I just wanted to let you know before you return from your overseas trip I had a small accident with the truck in the garage when I was coming back from Target.

Luckily not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt at all, so don’t worry I am ok.

Your motorcycle is ok too, so please don’t worry too much.

As I said I was coming home from buying groceries from Target, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

Please Don’t be mad. I am really sorry but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will in your heart find room to forgive me.

You know how much I love you and care for you.

I am attaching a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

P.S. A young lady called and left a voicemail, saying she is your girlfriend.