Sometimes I lose my wife when we are shopping together. She wanders off … But I know (after so many years) how to find her.
When I don’t see my wife, I search for the most beautiful woman that I can find.
I simply say “You know, I’ve lost my wife here while shopping. Can you talk to me for a few minutes?”
“Why?” Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere.”